...(who, furthermore, has 90% of her belongings -- including her books -- in storage until she can once more afford something larger than a shared room) tell her she has to do the following in order to be paid when people photocopy her published work:

"Please enter the number of books published in the past 20 years for which you control a share of copyright and enter the aggregate number of pages for all of those books published in any given year. Include books that contain your short stories, chapters, poems and articles but only count the number of pages containing these works. If you do not know the number of pages for some of your books, enter the number of books (for which you do not know the number of pages) by year under the Unknown Pages column."

...by May 31.  Yes, it's doable.  Yes, I'm doing it.  But oh, Access Copyright, you're giving me such a headache today!

Now to dig out my C.V., where I'll have the list of most everything I've ever published.  I may ask for help from readers for this one, because I won't be able to find all the page counts for all my stories.